Now I suppose you're expecting some kind of... uh... reward.

Well, that's fair.

 

To be honest with you, I didn't really expect that someone would ever break this incredibly well-hidden secret.

So, you're amazing. Yep, really incredible. Super-hero like. Yay you!

 

Oh, alright... You'll get a worthy reward: a super-secret, never before seen, cringe-worthy thing.